My Asianese Videos

Yo what up! Heyyyy! It’s my most fave ppl in the world! My awesome fans! Haha thanks for coming by and checking out my website! Wooooo!

This website has taken me a while to finish. Worked so hard on it (that’s what she said) So I’m glad you guys came to visit. Makes me a very happy Asian boy rofl

So a question I get asked a lot is ‘Why did you start making videos? And how did it begin?’ Well, I’m gonna tell you all about it naow! Rofl

HOW IT BEGAN

So it all started when I was about 14 years old? Maybe younger. I was at High school at that time and I went to an all-white, catholic school. Don’t ask me why. I’m Asian and Buddhist. I dunno what I was doing there. My parents thought it was good education because it was more expensive. They were duh wrong. The wrelly wong. Lol ok… moving on.

So when you chill with white people, especially the bunch I chilled with, you don’t really do typical Asian stuff like uhhh play games like Warcraft: dota, or shuffle… and all that kinda asiany stuff (I can’t think of any because I don’t know many) INSTEAD, we did stuff like, listen to rock music, play instruments, drink juice, white people stuff LOL and …MAKE VIDEOS!

MAKING VIDEOS FOR SCHOOL

The first video I made was with my friends for a school project. The project was based on a horror theme and I created a video called ‘the hand snatcher’ (insert lolage)

The hand snatcher (played by me) was about a murderer who killed people by chopping their hands off (so lame but awesome at the same time rofl)

Instead of being a horror movie, we made it a comedy instead. With stupid jokes and crappy fights scenes. And this spawned a few other videos in the following years. So every year we started making videos together and showing the school our projects… and they loved it.

Back in high school, I wasn’t really popular at all (insert lolage again). I was a chubby, dorky kid with a bowl cut, braces and glasses. BUT my videos made me cooler. Kinda like how Youtube has made me cooler (or lamer, up to you LOL)  LOL Youtube has NOT made me cooler rofl

So ever since then, I liked making videos because it made me a little bit cooler among the students and I was like chyeahh boyyy dats rite! I can get all duh lady naow! (insert lolage one more time)

MY FIRST UPLOAD ON YOUTUBE

After a while, my group of friends stopped making videos. We were too lazy and couldn’t be bothered anymore. But I still wanted to continue, and this was around the time when I discovered Youtube.

At first I decided to post a few videos. They were stupid. I was trying to get views, so I posted a video called ‘Balls and Women’. It was me with a paddle ball and all I did was hit it for a minute. It got 1500 views. I was like OMG! AWESOME! Cus back then that was considered a lot of views. So I decided to post some more videos in order to gain lots of views, so for a while I posted this and that… but nothing special.

YOUTUBE GOT ME SUSPENDED

Yes, this is true. This story is incredibly silly and lolage. Youtube got me suspended from school. I started posting videos of people getting ‘decked’ (tackled) during school. So I would bring my camera-phone around and filming people tackling/decking students. It was funny so I posted it on youtube. These videos were called ‘ULTIMATE SCHOOL FIGHTS’ and I got a lot of views for em too.

BUT ONE DAY my principle called me up. I was like ‘what the heo I do?!’ cus I was a good boy back then, no problems, no trouble, never did anything wrong lol NUMBA 1 ASAIN STUDENT!

So I sat down on the table, one on one with my principle. He asked me ‘do you know why you’re here?’ and I was like ‘no?’ and he was like ‘are you sure?!’ and I said… lol I said something I shouldn’t of said. I said ‘issit about the fight I had yesterday?’

LOL ok… let me explain. The day before the principle asked me to see him was the day I got into a fight with this kid. This stupid ass white boy sprayed water on me and I was like ‘hey, spray me again and ill punch u in the face’. He sprayed me. So… I punched him in the face LOL and we had this crazy fight. I went nuts, kicking him in the face and shiet ROFL I dunno, I was crazy. And Asians know kung fu LOLOLOL.

So back to the principle part. I said ‘issit about the fight I had yesterday?’ and he was like ‘What? What fight!?’ and I was forced to tell him about it. The thing is, I was suposta see the principle about my Youtube videos because I posted videos of students getting tackled, and somebody ratted/told me off. (the person who told/rat on me was a victim who got tackled LOL he didn’t wana be on Youtube)

SO! All I would have gotten was maybe a detention. But because of the fight thing, I got suspended. Unlucky me. So silly and stupid of myself rofl. And to make things worse, I had to show my principle my Youtube videos and delete them. He saw the ULTIMATE SCHOOL FIGHT videos and… and he saw BALLS AND WOMEN. ROFLOLOLOOOL we sat through 1 minute of me playing with a paddle ball. FAIL.

BEGINNING OF YOUTUBE

I didn’t post videos for another year or so. ‘I’ve had a bad experience with youtube in the past, so I didn’t wanna start it again rofl. But that’s when I saw a few youtubers like Kevjumba, Nigahiga, and Justkiddingfilms getting really popular from their videos, and I was like ‘I gotta get on this shiett’ rofl. So I posted the CAPTAIN PLANET parody video. And slowly I got a little more popular and it became something crazyyy! Got outta control. And that’s how Youtube started for me!

Crazy yeah? I didn’t make this story up either lol. Youtube has been a crazy experience for me, but a fun one. Hope you didn’t get tired reading! Lol

Take care gee!